(Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/1484545713/)palace of auburn hills fan favorite ronny artest is packing his bags baby. bye bye cowbells hello longhorn nation. time for you to brush off the mic homie welcome to the home of screwed and chopped.
how's this gonna work out? we know adelman likes to run and we know ron likes to go nuts. no wonder they like each other it's one user enabling another. shooting up some run-n-gun, snorting some complicated ball movement, and coughing up a championship or 2 before the machine flat-lines. that's the plan.
reality. adelman worked some magic not gonna lie. 22 games all wins no losses. money. plus he made it work with yao when guy was healthy. you got a 7'6 dude not named shawn bradley you do half-court sets man you dribble up and feed the beast down low. that's how it works. nope. adleman made yao a piece of the rocket machine. that was good. you can do the pass the ball to 1 guy and watch him iso move with kobe maybe but yao ain't kobe. so that was a nice call.
still no postseason movement though. yeah yao was banged up and t-mac was doing the '01 orlando magic dance again but still. hence the ron grab.
(Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/elsie/8229790/in/photostream/)how's homie fit in? t-mac is stoked, yao prolly popped a couple bottles soaked the ground up real nice in the motherland, and adelman always had mancrush on dude. artest is still madman but he's crazy with something to prove. so i got a feeling he'll keep his junk in his trunk for at least this season no alpha dog bitchfights in my humble opine.
in the machine tho how's this cog fit when the rockets in movement. 1st of all this is one random ass team always has been. skip's streetball king you figure he likes fast paced behind-the-back, off-the-elbow, between-the-legs. shane's defense guy with a money 3. t-mac's 1 man circus show or at least he used to be. yao is great wall. it's like a jigsaw puzzle where all the pieces are from different puzzles with different colors and shit but the shapes somehow fit. at least during that little run they had there.
(Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mckaysavage/492195450/)ron is crazy talented but not in that textbook ray-allen-follow-through, smooth criminal kobe way. he's kinda all herky jerky muscle-my-way a la bron bron kind of offensive might. so he's just another awkward piece cut from another cloth that just might fit in seamlessly.
as a fan of basketball im stoked. it's not like washington's big 3 where it's basically different manifestations of the same character. it's not boston's 3 guys commited to 1 goal type poetic shit. this is 3 guys from different planets trying to make it to mars.
stay tuned homies.
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